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When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox
When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box
'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'
When one selects shuffle on their iPod, only to hear a poor endless list of songs. Usually, these songs are least favored on the iPod, or are very unsuiting to the occasion of the shuffle.
Tom: Dude hurry up. Pretty soon its gonna get real hot out. I wanna get this morning jog over with!
Tim: Alright chill out. I'm dealing with a major Shit Shuff right now! All I'm hearing is christmas music and very unmotivational jazz.
Someone who has their shit together.
She has really got her shit in a sock.
When women are flicking the bean while shitting
«Damn, I had a really good shit flick today»
«I had such a good shit flick in the toilet right now»
Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing
Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?
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When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.
Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.
Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.