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To take a shit in a hydraulic decontamination chamber.
"Lets shower pie this motherfucker"
"This man deserves a shower pie"
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When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.
Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!
Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!
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To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
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Simply, a cold shower.
guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
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To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.
"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."
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A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.
The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
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showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long
i fuckboy shower almost everyday
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