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You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.
1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
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To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
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When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.
Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!
Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!
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Simply, a cold shower.
guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
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To drink an ice cold beer in the shower.
"I just worked out for 3 hours... I think its time for a glory shower."
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A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.
The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
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showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long
i fuckboy shower almost everyday
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