slap bet

Bet made on an item of trivia in which the losing party gets the shit smacked out of their face.

A: I think it's clavicle.
B: It's definitely tibia.
A: Slap bet?
B: Sure. (They shake.)

Later:

C: A bone named after the Italian word for flute is tibia.

(B smacks the shit out of A)

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slap stick

when a man is about to jizz and the girl is un aware of it and he hits her in the mouth with it. basicly she uses it like "chapstick"

hey babe, would you like some....SLAP STICK!!?

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cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!

'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'

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penis slap

when you crack your penis like a whip

i had to get it hard so i did a penis slap

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jap slaps

jap slaps are flip flops ... they were worn by japanese originally and they slap your feet. Jap Slaps!

she is wearing her hot pink japslaps

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Slap Ass

a game similar to tag where the person who is "it" tries to *unsuspectingly* slap a player's ass as hard as he/she possibly can. *emphasis on unsuspectingly

Mike slapped me so hard in Slap Ass, that i could not sit down for the rest of the evening.

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slap-happy

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.

jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night

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