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When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
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An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.
Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).
2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)
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(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.
I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.
My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.
I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.
something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses
me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank
If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed
"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"
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A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
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