The GAZOON Squad: Uphill Athletes with that BOOTY dough
laughter and love in aid of flow
In athletic groups, few combine a love for physical exertion with a strong sense of humor and compassion as seamlessly as the "Gazoon Squad." Named after a light-hearted joke, the Gazoon Squad is a unique collective of individuals who are passionate about going uphill and embody the spirit of camaraderie and empathy.
At its core, the Gazoon Squad is a band of uphill athletes. Whether it's hiking, trail running, or cycling, members of the Gazoon Squad are united by their passion for activities that involve ascension of elevations and growing a large rear end. The uphill journey is more than just a physical challenge; it's a metaphor for resilience, perseverance, booty clapping, and the pursuit of personal growth.
However, what truly sets the Gazoon Squad apart is their light-hearted approach. They embrace the humor in their name and the playful origin of the term "gesundheit". This sense of humor fosters an environment where members can push their limits while maintaining a positive and joyful attitude, a tight core, and a dump truck that would turn grandma’s head “me-oh-my-oh, it’s like a bulldog with a mayonnaise sandwich down there.”
Look at that gazoon squad, got a onion booty, so nice it makes me cry
A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
You are not part of monkey squad.
A boss Squad that even Black Jebus himself couldn't contain.
A squad made of pure glory
Oh my gosh that squad is nothing compared to forest squad
the best trio on armyblink twt
the bald squad is funny asf
A group of common friends that continuously hurt James feelings.
Our Snapchat group chat Fuckboy squad better not let James catch whiff of you saying hurtful things like he does to others or you will end up on his shirt list.
A group of funny, not normal, unique people that don’t really fit in the society so they keep out as much as possible. They don’t care about anyone’s opinion, they always hang out no matter what and try to live their lives the fullest
Oh look it’s the shishtar squad, uh i wish i knew how to have as much fun as them
A group of men spinning their penises in a manner mimicking that of the blades on a helicopter. The meat is spun through hip gyrations or precise manipulation with the hands/digits. Men partaking in a chopper squad usually maintains a circular formation while also adding sound effects of helicopter motors to add to the realism and immersion of the chopper squad “in flight”. Sometimes, a cracker is used to add a competitive element to the ritual. The cracker is placed in the center of the chopper squad and then is ejaculated upon by each member of the squadron. The last to hit the cracker with his ejaculate then must eat the cracker.
Ronnie can’t get it up unless he visualizes one of the thousands of time he lost a game of chopper squad, no cap.