Rerun Syndrome

The act of call center employees feeling the need to share the call they just took with the rest of the room in such a manner that would indicate it is the most intriguing or interesting call that they've had all year.

Carl: "You wont believe the call I just took"

Me: "Yes I would - I'm sitting right next to you dumbass"

Carl: "Please just let me tell you! It's the best call I've had all day"

Me: "Quit with Rerun Syndrome and auto-in...you're fucking up our team stats!"

Carl: "You're an asshole"

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Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

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House Syndrome

Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.

1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.

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metro syndrome

A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.

Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!

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Scopely Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of whale spending by a victim towards Scopely

Oh man ! I've been Scopelied for all my time with them, but I still drop them cash, I guess I'm experiencing Scopely Syndrome.

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iText syndrome

A term to express someone's angriness about the sms application on the iPhone because he can't use it and always types the wrong letter.

Jeff: Dude did you see how pissed Alex was last night?
David: Yeah man he threw his new iPhone against the wall because he couldn't manage to text with it. He totally had the iText syndrome.

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Murphy Syndrome

When someone has been completely and utterly destroyed in a campaign, usually political in nature, and denies any wrong doing or personal responsibility. Named after Jim Murphy, head of the political party Scottish Labour, for his reaction to the 2015 UK General Election.

He was so in denial over his shortcomings and cockups with the campaign he was suffering Murphy Syndrome.

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