An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".
Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????
Someone who is technologically challenged
Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard
Someone who is internet illiterate.
may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!
Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Individual of limited technological ability
Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.
When someone is being a retard over the internet.
Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:
Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool
The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill