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Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
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1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs
hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin
The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?
Frehsman: ya
Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids
Freshman: ya, i guess
Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.
Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?
Junior: Ya thats about right
Josua jizz is when you are a child and your mother has a baby you have to take the responsibility E.