An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
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Mixing a Monster Energy Drink and a Smirnoff Ice together
What are you drinking? A monster Jamm
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my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
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A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
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Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.
What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!
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The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for โniggerโ
Damn John park, you a rice monster
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The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO
Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!
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