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Taylor Road Middle School is the crazier than a polka dot zebra with a rainbow Afro riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank while juggling bananas. It is located in Johns Creek, GA and has more Asian kids that Hillary has lied. Everyone knows that if you want to avoid toilet paper covered bathrooms, you go to the 700 hall triangle and even then, sometimes it's covered too. The hall is covered with decorated lockers that have no purpose at all because people lie about their summer B-day's and say their on a random school day just to get gifts. The average white girls won't stop sneaking their phones in their laptop cases and lunch boxes and the boys won't stop asking to go to the bathroom so they can play fortnight on their phones. In this school, cussing and dirty jokes are used so much that they have pretty much become their own language. We are TRMS. Don't judge us.
Our School Cheerleaders- "Taylor Road Middle School ROCKS!"
Us- "Uhhu... sure"
when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.
I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.
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The moment of truth of something.
An athlete can train all day, but the race is where the rubber meets the road and they'll know how good they really are.
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There are multiple ways to get to the same goal.
Originated in Ancient Rome, as whenever they successfully conquered a nation, they built a concrete road starting from that nation and leading to Rome.
Student: I can't figure this math problem out your way, can I try another way that I've been taught?
Teacher: By all means. After all, all roads lead to Rome.
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same as the original chillin like a bird, to act more ill than possible by any normal person
did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird in the road
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When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...
John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin
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The people that bad-mouth New Jersey, yet will cross the bridge over the sewer called the "Delaware River" and take money and jobs away from Jersey pineys without having to pay city taxes.
That Philly Road Trash cries about the hour drive to get here, but has no problem stealing Jersey hours.
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