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I can understand what are you feeling.
when someone is sad, just say "i can feel you", it means you know that person is sad and you can feel it.
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someone who gets pissed of 1 can of alcahol
jade was such a fucking "1 can vandam" last nite
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a women must jack the male off so he can jizz into the can. Next you will have to cut the can in half and then insert it into the males ass, Finally the women must grab it out with her mouth and consume all of the soda.
That mother fucka zech totally tried the arabian soda can with his mom last night before they ate dinner.
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"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
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Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."
"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
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Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.
I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?
A meme in the Markiplier fandom. It started after Markiplier fans found a Tweet that a Troyler shipper posted with a photo where her view of Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan was blocked by Markiplier. She evidently didn't know who Mark was, as the Tweet containing the picture read "CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE".
Markiplier fans subsequently began posting photo edits where they put Mark, as seen in the picture from the Tweet, over famous pictures and scenes from movies, among other things. They also began simply making text posts on Tumblr and posting comments on Mark's videos that say "CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE".
CAN THIS DUDE FUckING MOVE.