donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

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Donkey Balls

The testicles of the animal Equus asinus, oft referred to as a donkey or ass.
Commonly used in expression of disdain or rage.

Todd: Aw, crap! I forgot the drinks!
Chad: Donkey balls! Now what will we do?

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froth donkey

Refers to someone who is in a constant state of pisswreckness and can never get any.

Hey look at the chick she's such a froth donkey.

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spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

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donkey scrub

It's a nuggy

"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"

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Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

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donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

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