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a haircut most prominently found in the early nineties, any curly mullet will do, being jewish is not required, although lots of product is required. And can only be the nastiest of the nasty
the limo driver in wedding singer has a good example of a jew mullet.
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Someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how shitty it taste. They generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.
They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.
They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.
Example 1
Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"
Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"
Example 2
Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"
Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."
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a large bag filled with jews that are partying, getting drunk, making out, and banging
(credits to jarvis)
ashley drank beer and got banged while she was in a jew sack.
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when a jew has two locks of hair on either side of thier head that are uber curly
Bob From Accounting: Damn did you see Fred From The Mailroom?
Richard from Customer Service: Yeah he had some huge assed jew-curls.
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someone that is not a full blooded jew but only partly jewish
"im not a real jew, i'm only jew-ish."
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An insulting name to call someone of jewish religion.
"K, your such a fucking JEW BAG!!
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Its when you buy an un expensive car, i.e any toyota or hundai, and the upgrades cost more than the car itself.
''Hey did you see that jew canoe?''
''Yeah, those upgrades make that car look awesome.''
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