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An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”
Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.
I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*
But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”
Paper to wipe ur bum and flush down the toilet
Let’s go and buy some toilet paper to wipe our bums with
1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes
P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.