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One Eyed Pirate

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

by Bainemo August 16, 2004

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secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 16, 2004

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One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

by Lylyann March 24, 2016


Somalian pirates we

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we, We shall cut off your cock

by john_Dick December 17, 2019


Straw Hat Pirate

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.

Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!

by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021


Jewish Pussy Pirate

A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.

“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”

by Leo Denson November 10, 2020


space pirate lego

A kind of lego that is designed to be used in only a single way. The pieces are not multi-purpose and are hostile to uses other than for the kit that they were designed for. Original "brick" lego did not have this property.

That Ford Volt headlight fits only a single model year: it's a total space pirate lego fitting.

by MurrayCurlyHair May 27, 2020