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Annoying way to undermine feminism as some dumb and toxic pop culture trend. It's the EMBODIMENT of corporate feminism and white-liberal feminism.
Idiot: OMG did you see that top?!?! It has girl power written on it and would look so good with my newest James Charles palette.
Feminist: Uh, last time I checked this shop uses sweatshops which pay women less than one dollar an hour?
Idiot: bUT how else will I look like a #GirlBoss without buying this top and wearing lipstick made with the blood of men and eyeliner sharp enough to puncture the patriarchy?!?!?
Feminist: Buy donating the money you use to buy all that useless stuff to women-centric charities T_T
Idiot: Excuse me are you telling me makeup is bad?!?! It's my choice ok?!?!! I want to wear pounds of chemicals and change the way I look so that I feel empowered okay!??!?!
Feminist: That's not what I- Ugh, nevermind. And feminism is letting women BE empowered and not FEEL empowered by buying shit that just makes some corporate trash named John rich.
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When you smoke so much marijuana, that you randomly fall asleep in a standing up position for 2-3 minutes and wake up like nothing has happened.
We were having a normal conversation, when suddenly, Joe went for a Power Nap.
Luke thought he was having some sort of fit, turned out Joe was only Power Napping.
Micha was trying to hold Joe up, whilst he was having a Power Nap.
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A secret society of brown people in Charleston, WV. They stand for all that is brown.
Brown Allegiance
-I pledge allegiance to Brown Power
-And the Brown Power of America
-And to the Brown, For which Brown Stands
-One nation, under Brown, Brown is invicible
-With liberty and Brown Justice for all
- Written by Chris and Ira
Of as you can commonly hear echoing relentlessly throughout the hills of West Virginia-
BROWN POWERRRR!!!
Also, this is not racist in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who beleives it is, is a /b/tard. We are just showing our appreciation of fossil fuels.
Ira- d00d, brown power.
Chris- Indeed, brown power.
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Lee(Teacher)- What are you BROWN kids yelling???? IRA COME HERE!!!
*Ira looks, shakes his head, walks two steps, looks back*
*Lee waves Ira to come over*
*Ira looks again, and just walks away like a gangster, ignoring Lee and showing him who has brown power*
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The Power Play is a 24-pack of beer cans. It is the big brother to the Chainsaw.
Beer is needed. Go forth and purchase a Power Play of Coors Light. A chainsaw is not enough.
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A clique at my high school where everyone is overly happy with no problems. They constantly say "YAY US!" "EEP!" "I WIN!" and so forth. People normally use it as a derogatory term because many flower power members are very annoying.
1. "oh look there's flower power. great." (used as sarcasm)
2. one of the flower power members--"OMG look it's a pop tart. bzz! yay! yay! my pop tart is better than yours!"
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White power is an backwoods, recently moved urban, code-word for white supremacy. It is meant to moralize or rally whites in the presence of something socially encouraging that furthers the 'white-movement'.
It has been proven difficult to get people out of thsse mindsets, as a lot of white people set the bar for idiocy and stereotypes of racism, and never quite let their white brethren live down the constant bullshit that always seems to stream out of a white supremacist's mouth.
IDEK, White Power
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Armenian Power is a dumb gang made by Armenian men in California, who think they're tough sh!t.
Wanna know hot to spot an Armo? they like to wear windbreaker pants with dress shoes and gold jewlery.
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