Random
Source Code
Random
The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)
Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.
9👍 5👎
When someone is out to get you or has it in for you!
You banged my girl when you had no business or right to so now I've got your number!
11👍 5👎
a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.
(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying
10👍 5👎
Quote used inside the game Gunbound. It's used when someone gets beaten badly or when someone uses Raon good.
Person: Ow, I got hurt for 700 dmg.
Me: Joo got raoned.
1👍 3👎
a compliment! said to someone who is good at something! someone thats good at basketball, some one thats good at picking up girls! someone thats good at something! originated while i was playing basketball! everyone said i sucked, then i got like 10 in a row in and someone in the crowed yelled, "YO YOU GOTS SHOTS!"
1👍 3👎
It means now you made me angry
When you drank my whiskey, then added water to the bottle in an attempt to cover it up, you got my attention
1👍 4👎
The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.
Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"
60👍 59👎