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A quick way or the easy way out of an situation
Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card
Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying
When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”
Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.
Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.
Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.
The card-tenderheloed me win at blackjack when I didn’t know how to play.
The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.
Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?
*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage