You don't even know!

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

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You don't even know

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

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you don't even know

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

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Don't Die December

Following the No Nut November this is another superb month challange. The goal is to avoid death in any possible way.

-No nut november's over. What now pal?
-Now it's time for Don't Die December.
-Oh no... I gonna lose it this afternoon.
-GG

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don't tase me, bro

A phrase popular with white college students due to its usefulness in dealing with the police. Famously uttered by Andrew Meyer in a dozen YouTube clips. Note that this phrase should ONLY be used if you believe that an officer of the law is your "bro" (hence its unpopularity with the non-white/non-rich)

Don't tase me, bro! Ow!!! Owwwwwwwwww!

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don't sow salt on wounds

Don't hurt a person feeling with talking about sensitive matters

Moshiko: Yossi, I saw your axe kissing and ... with that nerd, what's his name?

Yossi: fuck you Moshiko, why are you sowing salt on my wounds?

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Don't quit your dayjob

A way of saying that you shouldn't quit you job if you're really bad at something.

When a (girl/boy)friend does something he/she is really bad at you say "Don't quit your dayjob", so they don't think they can make any money on it.

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