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toilet bitching

Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”

Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours

While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers

Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention

He’s been toilet bitching for the last three hours

by Thank God For Police June 27, 2021


Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.

You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!

by Sonicpressure April 22, 2023


fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017


Skibidi toilet sex

You have to much time on your hands...

Why would anyone find Skibidi toilet sex attractive? The toilets are hideous and the series is weird. You aren't much better because here you are, looking up Skibidi toilet sex on Urban dictionary! OH MY GOD

by Cheeseandcrackersgromit January 14, 2024


Toilet

it's a hole you throw shit at.Nothing much

Guy 1: where have you been .i freaked out when i didn't find you.

Guy 2: Sorry man. probably i slept in the Toilet

by XxSorry_not_sorry_11xX August 3, 2021


toilet

A decide simply used for urination and the art of shitting

"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man

"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman

by milk.exe May 16, 2022


Toilet

A Mobile Gamer's Chair.

Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.

by StuckOnStupid21 July 17, 2023