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Bald man. No hair on the head.
That nigga has his top down today.
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While watching Mr and Mrs Smith
"Wow Angelina Jolie is hot - what a mouth!"
"Yeah i'd love to plug one in her top hole"
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a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
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The gayest possible variation of "lol". Sad little unfunny children attempt to use this as a means of "being different from the crowd" when it only makes them look like complete and utter faglords. Anyone normal human being who has any respect for themselves would do right to stay away from this acronym forever.
Kid A: Hurr durr Is got swag.
Kid B: Liek Top LeL xD :^) :3!!?!?
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The extra part of the boob that overhangs the seam of the bra cup when the cup is not big enough.
Allison thought muffin tops were for eating, or the bulge that overhangs pants or skirts, but she didn't know it's also where there's boobage overhang.
Her cup over flows.
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when your fatty tummy hangs over your (2 or more sizes too tight) jeans.
erica, jill, chahalis, muffin tops
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When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
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