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Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?
When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands
A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.
"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."
Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.
"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
What you call a person who robs homeless people
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.
Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?
Jeff: Turd of mouth.