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use it when you are tired of saying oh my god
oh my turkey, that was awesome!
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The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.
Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.
Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."
This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.
Damn, he must have the turkey!
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A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...
Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"
Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"
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Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?
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Having sex with an inexperienced partner.
She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
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When ur girlfriend keeps naking you ham sandwhichs for luch and you tell that bitch i dont want no ham sandwhich bitch i want a turkey sandwhich bitch.
when i found another ham sandwhich in my luch box again i told that bitch to make me a turkey sandwhich bitch.
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