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When a boy friend has a girl friend who he is totaly obsessed with and hanges out with her instead of his friends. Always paying attention to her when your yelling to them to do something
(you)kevin hold the door
(kevin to his girlfriend) ya so after school you wanna hang out and maybe we can do blah blah blah
(you) kevin you whipped beaten hoe why the fuck didn't you hold the door for me??!
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when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.
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A stupid dance trend performed mainly by idots and Teenage girls
Sex
I Whip nae naed the shit out of jessica
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A male who purposely whips himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Whipped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
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A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.
RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.
6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*
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After jizzing in a girl, the guy aggressively whips his dick around in the jizz and then pulls it out to make a whipped cream pie.
The whipped cream pie i gave her was so thick and creamy.
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walking outside the car holding the wheel while it's rolling, making it look like no one is driving the car.
Ghost ride the whip in the Yay Area....
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