A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
Eat my cheese penis, bitch.
You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.
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a hot, nasty fart that smells like cheese
"hey dude! i just ripped a hot cheese!"
"It smells like hot cheese! Gross, who's responsible?!"
"this is a smelly target! i think someone let a hot cheese go!"
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To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant
Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.
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When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.
Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.
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A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?
CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
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A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.
Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha
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A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.
Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger
Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?
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