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cheese penis

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

by colon d February 2, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot cheese

a hot, nasty fart that smells like cheese

"hey dude! i just ripped a hot cheese!"

"It smells like hot cheese! Gross, who's responsible?!"

"this is a smelly target! i think someone let a hot cheese go!"

by wfheribdsa June 3, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese mcpoopy

To have have sex with someone in the ass using cheese wiz as a lubricant

Melinda asked Frank to give her a cheese mcpoopy after they ate mac n cheese for dinner.

by Frank December 22, 2004

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese nips

When a red haired person has hair around their nipples.

Mark Ritchie has some nice cheese nips.

by Tyler Spillane August 24, 2006

61๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).

WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!

by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moldy Cheese

A phrase that is used when something is beyond cheesy/corny. The phrase orginates from cheese gone bad. The bad mold in cheeses creates a harmful bacteria. The mold can send threads of mold into the cheese to create the bacteria as does an extra dose of cheesy. Hence the phrase.

Sarah: "There's only one of you. You're irreplaceable.."
Mary: "Moldy cheese!" Haha

by whitey m September 26, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheese Titts

A name to call a woman when trying to get her attention and the bitch isn't listening.

Used by Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene at Renee Zellweger

Hold on there cheese titts, did I miss something?

by Bad Town Wreckords March 31, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž