horse leg

somoneone with long legs and a “big” dick

oh my goodness babe you got horse legs

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Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

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Leg-end

Someone who thinks they are a legend, but is actually a bellend.

A: Man, check out that guy with a Dench cap on.
B: What a leg-end.

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Leg-End

A sad bastard who posts shit online other peoples amusement.

See the picture that twat Jimmy Carr posted on Twitter? What a Leg-End.

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Leg-end

A man who is a legend with a nice penis.....usually goes by the name Christian.

Hey...check out that total leg-end! His name must be Christian!!

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Leg End

A superior ranking class. The most prestigious title in the universe. A leg end's prestige thoroughly outweighs the more garden variety rank that is "legend". A leg end is an individual who's character has been deemed to be incomprehensible to the extent that no man, woman, beast or machine can even apply a hashtag to their name.

He was a blind man and he gave me vision! What a leg end.

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Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

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