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the phone works both ways

An infamous line used by elders & parents frequently in order to push the responsibility to maintain a healthy relationship between the two.

child: grandma ! i havenโ€™t seen you in so long
grandma: well the phone works both ways though kiddo.
child: *thought* what ??

by turkeyburgersavage June 22, 2023

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners๐Ÿ˜ "

You:"....idk I just work here๐Ÿ˜"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???๐Ÿ˜ก"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020

62๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.

My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."

by papa sal March 22, 2012

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


work hard gay hard

1. Use this when a stupid faggot sucks dick hard in the public and you wanna call him gay
2.Use this when Miguel Gay is not enough

Person 1:Yoooo man ur so funny hahah ur the best fuck others!!!
Group of people spamming: Work hard gay hard

by ToucanCanKush January 6, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oh, I know how it works

The statement used after being told how something works or functions.

Even if you may or may not know how this something works or functions, use the statement anyways to cause laughter.

"We're going to have a surprise party; where every one will hide and when the birthday girl arrives we will jump out and yell surprise!"

Nearly interrupt the previous statement with:

"---Oh, I know how it works."

by Smashley22 September 15, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

by BNOVICK January 15, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


that's way too much work

what you say when you're going to do something in a second anyway

no, that's way too much work

by DeWayne Mann August 21, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž