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A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
Madilyn your such a muffin man.
That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
You have to twerk on your man every June 12th
It's June 12th! You gotta twerk on me for National Twerk On Your Man Day
A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles
I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude
Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.
Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*
A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.
Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana
2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man