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The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.
I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.
Man 1: Alright man I better go home
Man 2: alright. White Man Down!
Man 1: White man down!
It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.
Wow he has a loyal man hole, he won’t let anyone near his butt!