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A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
A person who can't handle cocaine.
Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!
DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv
He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass
Joe: Ur mum gay
Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY
Popularized on the Howard Stern Radio show, it is having a level of income where all your basic needs are met, & you still have plenty of money to buy pretty much whatever you want. FFF You Money also means you don't have to work anywhere you do not want to. In the extremist examples, you do not have to work at all.
My back is aching. If I had FFF You Money, I would have a masseuse here every day massaging my back!!!
(comes from the fact that a gas wholesaler is a synonym for a pundit):
a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?
person b): Lol. you gas wholesaling? Didn't you study your chemistry comme du monde?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S.
When Starling doesn’t keep up with slang
Person A: “You got Mickey Mouse?”
Starling: “what??!”
Person A: “Mickey mouse”
Starling: “Is that slang for some sort of drugs??”