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An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
A Disappointing sell out fall out boy shouldnt have released
"whats your favourite album"
"MAN I A"
"Screw you"
The most precious, beautiful, intelligent, soft hearted, caring, sexy, cuteee girl you will ever meet in your entire life. I cannot stress enough just how absolutely beautiful she is. Her smile is unforgettable, and her body is perfect. She is the girl of everyones dreams, and I am so blessed to have her. I just want us to read this in like ten years and think "wow, we are married, thats so cool" Love you beauty queen, you're my beautiful.
Aria - "Dad, when did you fall in love with mom?"
Dad - "oh honey, I loved Arabella I. since the day we met"
A set of adult twins that share a residence.
Those twins lived together in the womb and now they are grown up and we call them womb-ies.