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The short but long dreaded period of time when your man meat happens to falls out of the ever so lucky enough women who had two man sticks in her, and clash's with your buddies pleasure rod penetrating her other hole.
Enrique regretted his first ever double team on a woman, since his man meat spent most of the time banana spooning with Jose's.
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a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat
Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter
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To srtip down naked and lather in argan oil and lay down by a fire while squirming around on the ground.
Did you hear what Stacy did today. I heard she was banana slugging with britiny.
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Giving a girl banana pudding consists of several steps:
1. Fuck the girl with a peeled banana until it becomes mushy/ground.
2. Place banana paste into a bowl, and cum into said bowl.
3. Mix substance together and place onto dick.
4. Have girl suck your dick, in the process feeding her the banana pudding.
Yeah, last night I made my girl some banana pudding. She ate that strait up.
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Banana Bread is the funniest word in the world that got turned into a gang in ossining ny
Also its what you say if your in the gang
Yo I'm about 2 pop off on those nigga. Banana Bread!!!!
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An act commonly performed during coitus wherein the male participant removes the penis from the vaginal/anal/auditory/visual/verbal/nasal orifice of his sexual counterpart just prior to ejaculation, whereupon he removes his prophylactic by taking the reservoir tip between the thumb and forefinger of both hands, peeling it off of the sexual organ like one commonly peels the skin from a banana. The Male participant must proceed to ejaculate on and around the face of his sexual counterpart, ensuring to cover the most real-estate possible between the hairline and the neckline including key areas such as the mouth, eyes, nose, and breast.
NOTE: By nature of the inherent actions taken to execute a "Banana Nut", one's penis MUST be sheathed in a prophylactic for a time between coitus and the execution of the "Banana Nut". see ( wrap it up ).
In some cases one may, mid-coitus, take on a prophylactic for the sole purpose of removing it during the execution of the "Banana Nut".
...since I didn't know her last name, I decided to wrap my junk, and when I finished laying pipe I peeled off that jimmy hat and blew a banana nut all over whatserface's face!
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