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Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.
A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.
My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.
When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.
Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!
A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
When a person (of any gender) displays a gross sense of entitlement towards a girl that wants nothing to do with them + harrasses her + doesn’t respect her boundaries as a girl that wants nothing to do with them. Overall a person who shamelessly harrasses a girl / makes her uncomfortable in a way where she’s cornered and can’t actively do anything to get away from them
Abusive boyfriend behavior- literally just the behavior me and my friends got talked to about by our parents. (Scary, threatening, rapisty)
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