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St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School is located in Karrinyup, Perth, Western Australia. This school is known for having top academics in Western Australia; However, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be slutty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. Each girl is placed in one of six houses: Craig, Hackett, Lefroy, Riley, Wardle or Wittenoom. Craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. This school does have a very strict uniform. One has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. The real "bad girls" wear the Physical Education uniform for the whole day. Their brother school HALE views St. Mary's girls as
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"oh my fuckin god heaps of St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School girls are comin this way"
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a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!
On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.
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After you have finished with anal sex, you flip around and let the woman lick the poop off your erection.
The Dave was the first ever person to receive a St. Louis Chocolate Bar!
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When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
year 7’s get wetter and wetter every year and they cry over boys thinking they love them when in reality they weren’t even on a serious ting.
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year 8’s think they are cool because they ain’t the youngest no more and go a beef the year7’s.
year 9’s fucking hell they act older than their age with all their hall parties, usually in year9 people start to get serious relationships and loose their virginity.
Year10’s start to know to mind their on business but they won’t take shit from younger years.
Year11 is when clicks start forming, they always push in front of everyone at break and Lunch.
Man1. Do you know anyone in St James Catholic High School?
Man2. Yeah I know some year9’s they are fucking loud
worst primary school in streatham, wouldnt recommend, the food is disgusting and the teachers are strict. got suspending for laughing in class. wouldn’t recommend to send your children here.
immanuel and st andrews primary school is like hell on earth.
all the sluts, and douches go to St. Thomas Aquinas High School