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Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.
A zero for today.
The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.
''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''
Leticia M, known as little tits, is a spoilt, selfish and narcissistic brat who has no etiquettes and thinks she's top shit. She tends to be very short and fat
Boy 1 - eww wtf is that Leticia M?
Boy 2 - omg gross
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Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.
Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!
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When a Male defecates upon the chest of another male and forms the feces into the shape of breasts and then has sexual intercourse with the immatation breasts.
aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.
The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
Jared got M-town Shit Tits from Chris.
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T:Wat U Doin?
P:n/m/j/c.
T:Wat Do Dat Mean Dawg?
P:It Mean Nuthin Much Just Chillin.
T:Oh OK Me 2 Dawg.
P:Man U Stupid.LOL............
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she is one of the lads nanananana
Hey are u elaine
yeh i once took four men from japan and called them bert.
True
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