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Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!
Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol
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*playing Dark Souls* aw man I died!
*man comes in* u dun goofed
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you're fat and have fangs for teeth
Fat u dawg loves blue balloons and is so fat and horny
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Abbreviation for “ur dad lesbian”
Bill- “u m g”
Jim- “u d l”
Bill- *dies*
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When in the act of missing a particular exit ramp on the interstate and getting off the subsequent one, and making a series of twists and turns in an attempt to fix your lazy ass navigation error. Often accentuated and caused by bratty passengers that serve as a distraction to the driver.
There ain’t no damn thing such as a double U-ie! You made that shit up!
Oh yeah? Ever heard of urban dictionary? Hold my beer.
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Wishing someone a fond goodbye and expressing the desire to see them again.
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getting screwed by NBC and somebody taking ur spot
Conan: dude i just got fired because of that a whole leno
Other Dude: u got leno'd
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