U d l

Abbreviation for “ur dad lesbian”

Bill- “u m g”
Jim- “u d l”
Bill- *dies*

I Love U

Ya no. I don't love anyone but himmmmmm and Olivia will never know!!!!

Me: I love u boii
Olivia: Oh dear
Me (thinking): Olivia this secret's pissing you off lol

Double U-ie

When in the act of missing a particular exit ramp on the interstate and getting off the subsequent one, and making a series of twists and turns in an attempt to fix your lazy ass navigation error. Often accentuated and caused by bratty passengers that serve as a distraction to the driver.

There ain’t no damn thing such as a double U-ie! You made that shit up!

Oh yeah? Ever heard of urban dictionary? Hold my beer.

jack-u-later

Wishing someone a fond goodbye and expressing the desire to see them again.

Hey Monk, jack-u-later

u got leno'd

getting screwed by NBC and somebody taking ur spot

Conan: dude i just got fired because of that a whole leno

Other Dude: u got leno'd

u go bananas

Bananas; you go crazy, you that nigga

Waspoppin lil baby you go bananas you the typa bitch a nigga take to his nana

T. U. A. S.

An abreviation for Tits up and smile

lady: and remember, T. U. A. S. everyone!
girl: wtf does that mean?
girl #2: It means tits up and smile, stupid