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Get a bf/gf or die day
Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?
Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?
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2 March is one of the best birthday to born if ur born in this birthday date ur lucky.
jake: is ur birthday at 2 March
you: yes?
jake: omg ur lucky!
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can have dual meannings: mainly it's an insult to someone saying that when you have sex with a girl u last less then a minute...you dip it in twice n ur done cuz u bust real quick.
secondly, you it means you got laid. instead of saying 'yo i fucked her still' you say 'yo i 2-dip that still'
in a good term: {man 1}'did u hit dat?'... {man 2}'trust bro..2-dip!!'
insult: {man 1}'the man 2-dip that shit n thats it'
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2-16 is the K.D Ratio of Slayer, the halo infinite player who went 2-16 against bots in a game in the Halo Infinite Beta. Since then, the number 216 has haunted Slayer, appearing everywhere.
person 1: Slayer went 2-16 against bots.
Slayer: NOOOOOOO
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October second is a national day when your girlfriend has to send one ass pic and titty pic to the boyfriends liking
boyfriend: it’s october second you know what that means..
girlfriend: fineee
(october 2 national ass and tity pic day)
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The guy who just watches a man go on a date with his babe and decides to move to Mars.
Man with girlfriend: Hi.
Player 2: Shit, time tuh go tuh Mars y'all.
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