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children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.
"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."
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the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."
Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
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When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.
Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?
Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!
Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.
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Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.
Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.
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(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.
1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."
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when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December
It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.
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One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.
I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.
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