If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples
andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”
tom holland: “ok daddy”
June 12 is New York Day, the day New York was founded
Person A: “June 12 is New York Day!”
Person B: “Hip Hip, Hooray!"
Originally published 9/17/1999
Post your favorite Italian day!
Bob: Yo it’s June 12
Antonio: Yooo you better post me!! It’s post your favorite italian day.
Your a Gemini and your gonna fall in love with Aquarius that starts with a k and with a e and y'all will have great kids and love yeah other to death do y'all apart even know y'all argu y'all will love and care about each other
June 12 meaning Gemini and loved and crazy and different personalities
Hang out with your friends and do something fun
On June 12 you have to hang out with your friends
June 12 is the day you need to Wear em Birkenstok wit em White socks
Loudly and aggressively Slapping your massive penis’s mushroom tip against your kneecaps to the point of brushing or laceration while bracing the shaft between ones forearms.
You know that John broke his fucking right kneecap by aggressively whipping out his 12 incher