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In honor of the song “Heather” you can ask out your crush and they can’t say no!
Girl: I’M GOING TO ASK MY CRUAH OUT!
Friend: But your always anxious he’ll say no-
Girl: It’s December 3rd, he can’t!
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Pre-Practice Poop. Refers to the act of taking a dump before an athletic practice session, in order to prevent the need to do so during practice.
"Hey man, you ready to head outside to track practice?"
"In a minute.. Gotta go take a p^3 first."
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Code word for smoking weed. Everyone would think that you are talking about the actual xbox game.
feind: yo you wanna play halo 3 today
dave: i got 5 on it.
tom: i got 5 on it.
feind: yo ill pay you back, halo 3 me out !!
tom: you never do!!
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CoD 3= Call Of Duty 3, which is a popular video game for the Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PC.
CoD 3 is the incorrect way to say Call Of Duty 3 People say CoD 3 because they are too lazy to say Call of duty.
Friend 1:"Hey dude, lets go play some cod 3."
Friend 2:"Don't you mean cod: 3?"
Friend 1:"Same thing!"
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1. Those who haven't been introduced to Fable are lured to it by lying Game Stop people telling you it's a great game and it's a huge improvement on the first two games. You spend 35$ or more on a "done in 10 hours" piece of shit with a hastily thrown together story and only slightly better character design than the second.
2. A game only fun during those angry times where you feel the urge to go on a mass murdering spree and piss people off.
3. Don't buy it.
1. "Hey I just bought Fable 3! I'm so excited to play it!" 1 day later "FFFFFFFFFFFF-"
2. "After Fable 2, I wouldn't buy it unless they paid me."
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When a girls pussy is so loose that it can fit 3 finger maybe even a 4th
Yo yesterday I was fucking keisha and I fit 3 fingers in that hoe
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neglected character in examples
person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 what about me
person 1 ignores*
person 2 ignores*
person 3 crys*
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