Elephant Trunk Brother

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.

Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

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Eskimo brother in law

When you think about your friends girlfriend while masturbating.

Hey dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it.
Dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it too.

we are so eskimo brother in laws

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[Hook] a [brother] up

A request of information/access to something (often illegal) from one homeboy to another.

Homeboy A - "Yo nigga, I got me a fly new hat stand"

Homeboy B - "Yo yo yo my man, Hook a brother up"

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Apache Brothers

Similar to eskimo brothers, Apache Brothers is the term for the relationship formed between two men who have boned chicks on the same piece of furniture, appliance, car seat, hot tub, or any other specified location.

Guy 1: "I banged that chick in the shower of the love shack house on campus."

Guy 2: "Wait. I banged a chick in the same shower of the love shack."

Guy 1 & 2: "Apache Brothers!!!!" Triple high five

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My Brother Is Gay

The moment when you question your brother's gay nude magazines, constant man friends that sleep over, and his feminine choice in movies and other interests and realize that your own brother is a flaming homosexual. May occur early or extremely delayed from the point your brother starts to become a homosexual. Is usually a moment of epiphany.

FordWhitticar : "Max has an awfully large collection of gay porn and feminine movies......Oh god My brother is gay.."

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Brother Rice

A school located in Bloomfield Hills, filled with douchebags who think they are the best at sports. The parents who send their kids here only do it because they think it will make them look richer. Every single student pulls up in an Audi bought with daddies cash. They commonly call themselves "alphas" and commonly have competitions to see who has the smallest penis.

I was going to say BHHS was the worst school in Michigan, but I just remembered Brother Rice exists, so I guess it wins.

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Bigger Brother

The current process of becoming a society constantly being tracked and allowing technology to limit the freedom and truth; instead of expanding and enlightenment desired.

With respect to the novel ‘1984’; we are now entering into a society where BIGGER BROTHER is beginning to track our every move and motivation.

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