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A club that people join so they can pratice sadism and masochism on each other and have sex while doing it.
Are you in that S&M club?
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Getting fucked in an airplane, during the flight.
Dude, today I became a member of the Mile High Club!
No way!!!
Yeah I boned one of the hot airline attendants!
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Friday Club: An institution founded in Greensboro, NC but celebrated world-wide. Friday Club is theoretically based on random encounters, silent partners, and defacto memberships. Attendence: optional. Attire: casual. Getting faced: encouraged. Raucous laughter: required.
Friday Club occurs when it is Friday, every Friday, for the rest of your life.
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the guy at the bar who keeps drinking
when is that club pump going to stop, hes waisted
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An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.
Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done
I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
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A man is in the dollar bill club if he can wrap a dollar bill around his dick and the ends don't touch or just barely touch.
Look out scrubs, I'm in the dollar bill club.
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A club that worships Lemons and Saucepans alike.
Founded by : Lemon Lezog Lemming LeMoon
Co-founded by: Marty Vibratey Saucepany
To become a member you must indure an intense spanking session by either myself or the co-founder. You must then recite 'the little book of complete bollocks'
Having completed these tasks you will then be given a name.
The ten comandments of the Lemon and Saucepan club:
1. Thou shalt not worship any other fruit vegetable or kitchen appliance
2. Thou shalt not idolise any other fruit vegetable or kichen appliance
3. Thou shalt not mistreat Lemons or Saucepans, And thou shalt not use any lemon or saucepan for evil
4. Remember the saucepan day and keep it Lemony, On this day thou shalt take a break....have a kitkat
5. Honor thy Lemon and thy Saucepan
6. Thou shalt not kill any Lemons or Saucepans. Thou shalt not squeeze a lemon or burn a saucepan
7. Thou shalt not run off with other fruits, vegetables or kitchen appliances
8. Thou shalt not steal a lemon or saucepan, thou must keepith thy fellow groser and currys worker in buisiness.
9. Do not fausely accuse thy fellow lemon and saucepan worshiper of stealing
10. Thou shalt not covert another mans Lemon or Saucepan.
The Lemon and Saucepan club
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