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When an Asthmatic Person starts having breathing difficulties do too the presence of perfume in the area
Oh no Jessie is having another perfume attack I wonder if it’s a coordinated attack
poop attack 10
Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what's poop attack 10"
Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what"
in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store
the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.
Its what a suicide bomber does.
Nearly always a act of terrorism.
Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.
Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!
A girl, usually a girlfriend, who goes by the name Bee that miss her nigga who partial name is Ron.
When Ron left for work Bee had a Ron Attack.
When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
He jumped into the bed and suctioned the dildo to himself and yelled "shark Attack".
When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.