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The sexiest nigga on earth itself
“Hi is you’re name Brandon Lockhart?”
A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?
Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
“Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more
Girl 1:Who is mya
Girl 2: Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend
The sexiest Rubinstein that has ever been created. To the point of blinding girls with prettiness. He always need one minute of himself to make sure he pulls baddies
One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always
I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!