Birds Nest

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!

early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!

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J Bird

a man with a J shaped penis when he becomes erect.. AKA a penis curving up instead of straight

Brian do you have a banana in your pants or are you just rockin the J BIRD

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Dirty Bird

1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman

Cristina Agulara is such a dirty bird her vigina drips mud.

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shit birds

white birds that sit by cows and wait for them to shit then pick through it and eat it

Each cow has their own shit birds.

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T-Bird

A unique individual of Pacific Island descent. Originally named Theresa, this amazing and splendid creature was given a variety of nick names. Not just T-Bird, but T-Bag and Terry as well. Tends to do interesting things upon drinking alcohol.

Holy shit T-Bird is climbing the wall in her dream!

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bird flu

The feeling of illness due to the menstrual cycle.

1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.

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bird-raped

1. Third rate, below average, not pleasant
2. Declining in quality

Lindsey Lohan is really bird-raped as of late.

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