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a horribly disgusting smelling fart that has been bottled up and saved for one predetermined victim
Charles released a fog bomb on Marie's face as she awoke from her afternoon nap
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Masturbating for an elongated period of time, building up your semen, finally releasing your massive load, and being left so tired you instantly knocked out.
I couldn't sleep last night so I had to spirit bomb so I could go to sleep.
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When you suspend yourself in a bathroom stall, using the stall walls, and proceed to poop into the toilet below.
Holy shit, did you see Lixxx dive bombing in the bathroom the other day? It fell like 4 feet before it hit the toilet!
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wing man has sex with a ugly girl while other guy has sex with the hot girl.
Bro, I need you to decipher the bomb while I get it in with this girl.
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to use a small jewish hat as a weapon
woah. dont kill me with that yamaka bomb
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When a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay.
1. Him, "Excuse me can I by you a drink?"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
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Holding in a Laugh till you can't hold it any longer.
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Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.
When you read something hilarious on Reddit, and you have your pissed off sleeping girlfriend next to you, and you try not to laugh to not wake up the tyrannosaurus rex, it's like your body starts to build a laughter bomb in the bottom of your stomach, that you can no longer contain, eventually letting out bursts of loud gasping giggles while you try your hardest to keep it in. But the harder you try, the bigger it grows. The funnier it gets.
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