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monkey moment

A monkey moment is the term used for when a weird or funny thing happens in a weird or unexpected way.
The individual who caused the monkey moment can then be referred to as a monkey.

*People trolling on a Minecraft server get an innocent player banned after bringing out their dark side*
"Wow, I can't believe those monkeys got him banned"
"What a monkey moment"

by monkey momenter November 23, 2019


Sass Monkey

Somebody, or something, that is ever so slightly retarded but in a funny way.

Will: Vicky, sometimes you are such a sass monkey!

Vicky: I know, i know.

by The_Original_Sass_Monkey August 11, 2011


Monkey Man

Monkey Man

Monkey Man

by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020


Porch Monkey

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

by Filthy Sally December 11, 2008

105πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


butt monkey

1. A general insult.
2. A sycophant, or "brown-noser."
3. Someone who is extremely irritating or annoying, a "pain in the ass."

1. God, you're such a butt monkey.
2. Jones is such a kiss-ass butt monkey.
3. Dammit! Would you stop being such a butt monkey and LEAVE ME ALONE?!

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

100πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street July 21, 2006

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


brass monkey

The BEST song of all time by the Beastie boys. If you listen to this you’re elite and deserve rights. You are VERY poggers

Brass monkey... that funky monkey

by shmores May 27, 2020

36πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž