The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler
Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"
Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.
the best place on earth. the place where memories are made. your home away from home. so memories made from the dance and making out with guys there, to falling of your water skis, camp out night, spilling all of your secrets, meeting your best friend, 4th of july, green/blue, counselor hunt, green/blue campfire, campfire hill, CAMP LOCHEARN HOW DO YOU FEEEEEELLLLLLLLL??? WEE FEEL GOOD OH WE FEEL SO GOOD UHHH, 3 yr ice cream, s-days, rainy days, having pine needles everywhere, summer and scout, the sunsets, hot air balloons, yelling at billings, banquet, and screaming your heart out at dinner (WHERE IS THE PARTY THE PARTY'S OVER HERE).
take your best memories and then multiply that by 100. thats how u feel 24/7 at lochearn. forget about the rules and have the time of your life bc sooner then later, the best 1 month of your life will come to an end :(.
what more could you want then a summer in vermont?
see you at camp lochearn!
Like sex, everyone gets to do it but me.
Hym "Damn! He gets to go to one too!? This is horse shit man. I keep trying to get into these Re-education camps but they just wont let me..." ☹️
Aw, that's some shit. He gets to do all of the fun stuff! He doesn't even want to go to there!
Hym "This is horse shit! I was told that Trump voters were going to be sent to re-education camps! Yet, here I sit. Un-re-educated. Bull shit politicians and their empty promises."
A sleepaway camp primarily made up of queers and crybaby’s
“Dude look at that homo, I bet he goes to camp Pontiac”
That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.
Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.
a camp whose purpose is to be purposeless.
you're such a waste-of-space. you might as well spend the whole summer at camp fuckoff.