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When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
Its Canadian Empire
When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
When Justin Bieber gives/receives a chex-job to/from Sarah Palin. May result in anal problems in the future.
I saw Justin Bieber get a Canadian Maverick from Sarah Palin on TV last night. It was AMAZING.
When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.
"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."
A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.
Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'
Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'
Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'
Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'
Just like the Peruvian sweaty ball trick but with maple syrup.
She had low blood sugar so I saved her life using the Sweaty Canadian.